Top Gear, a BBC program, reviewed the Hummer H1 and H2; that review can be watched
here. It's pretty funny (and very British) the way Jeremy Clarkson describes the vehicle. I figured it was topical because as it turns out, GM is
having a great deal of trouble selling off their Hummer division.
I'm not nearly as crunchy as the average Washingtonian I interact with on a daily basis, but I still loathe Hummers. Not because they are bad for the environment, consume a lot of gas, and are ridiculously expensive. If someone wants to spend lots of money on a car and lots of time and money at the pump, that's their business.
What I loathe about the Hummer is that all that money gets spent for nothing. The Hummer isn't pretty. It isn't comfortable. It isn't fast. It isn't fun to drive. It's not easy to drive. It isn't even safe -- and the H2 is terrible in snow.
At least if you blow a lot of money and gas on a luxury car or a sports car, you might get some (or even all) of those features. With the Hummer, you get none of them.
So whenever I see a Hummer, I have to remind myself that every person has the right to spend $50,000 or more on a rapidly-depreciating tank-like automobile because he or she demands nothing more from an expensive car beyond size and gaudiness. If one wants to go off-road AND spend a lot of money, there's always Land Cruisers and Range Rovers - SUVs that can actually provide great off-road performance without being complete failures in every other respect.